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PostSubject: Re: DotA Jokes   May 10th 2011, 00:05

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PostSubject: Re: DotA Jokes   June 12th 2010, 12:58

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Hey guys...heard a joke 2day...writing it in Dota language...

Faceless desperately needed some sex...so he went to Drow's place

Faceless: Hey babe...will u have sex with me?

Drow: **** off...u dont even have a face...u would i have sex with u?

Faceless embarrased went to Luna's place

Faceless: Luna please dont say no...but can u have sex with me?

Luna: Piss off...even my buffalo wont have sex with u

Feeling lonely...faceless decided to gave it a last shot...he went to Lina's place...and found her naked there lying on her bed...
Taking no chances...Faceless timewalked...chronoed her....****ed her...and as soon as he is finished...timewalk backed to a safe place...

Lina: WAT THE **** JUST HAPPENED HERE?

Riki: I dunno but my ass really hurt :O

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PostSubject: Re: DotA Jokes   May 5th 2010, 13:23

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lol!




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PostSubject: Re: DotA Jokes   May 5th 2010, 12:52

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PostSubject: Re: DotA Jokes   May 5th 2010, 12:51

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PostSubject: Re: DotA Jokes   May 5th 2010, 09:55

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PostSubject: Re: DotA Jokes   May 2nd 2010, 11:23

Dota Jokes :]

Bradwarden and Pit lord had a child named Brad pit.

Don't blame strength hero players if they play stupidly, their intelligence gain is low.

Why only get 1 boot? If 1 is good, 2 is better? Nerubian Assassin has 6 legs - he needs 6 boots.

If you use Juggernaut's Blade Fury, then for the next few hits, he has
50%chance of missing his attack because he's still dizzy from all the
spinning.

If you are windwalking and get an invisibility rune. You disappear from Existence.

Roshan was a nerd, that's why until now everyone is still bullying him.

If you're Scourge all you have to do to win is to buy tangoes and eat the Tree of Life.

Meepo's clones get into fights about which one is the best.

Use BKB when about to suicide with techies you will not be killed..

Void doesn't care about fighting dirty. After all, he's faceless.

Mogul Kahn is never seen in competitive play. He was axed.

If your hero is repeatedly exposed to fire and cold spells for a certainperiod of time, it will get a status effect called 揊LU�.

If the game is not finished within 4 hours, two invulnerable GIANT
ICEFROGswill spawn at the middle of the map. One Icefrog will aim for
thethrone while the other will target the tree. Their movements
aresynchronized making sure that both the tree and the throne will
bedestroyed at the same time. When this happens, it抯 GG. Icefrog wins.

Ifyou equip six, level 3 Necronomicons and activate them
allsimultaneously, you抣l summon Warlock permanently as your second
hero.If done correctly, all Necro Books will disappear.

The ultimate spell against women, Silencer's Global Silence.

The chicken can be eaten to regen your hp.

Pudge's hook curves if u buy him loads of Int items. (His skill increases. Bend it like Beckham.)

Pudge is actually a woman cause 'he' is deadly as a hooker.

Dotais illogical. Each hero(mostly) has like 2 hands and everyone can
hold6 divine rapier or three broadswords. The only hero can do
thislogically is Pudge, since he has extra hands. Puck has none, so
doesJakiro. No, not broodmother cause although she has eight legs,
sheattacks with her mouth.

Pudge should not be able to use tangos, he's a carnivore.

Nevermore has a cousin named Nevermind and a son named Nevertheless.

Alchemist,Tinker,and Techies gets free stuffs from the secret goblin shops because they are all related to the owner.

Magina has a sister called Vagina.

Doombringer can run faster because it's painful to walk slowly on his own fire.

Easy way to win the game: Pick tiny, get bkb at level 16 and approach Roshan with avatar. Tell him that you're his son. lol!

















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PostSubject: Re: DotA Jokes   May 2nd 2010, 11:17

Hey guys...heard a joke 2day...writing it in Dota language...

Faceless desperately needed some sex...so he went to Drow's place

Faceless: Hey babe...will u have sex with me?

Drow: **** off...u dont even have a face...u would i have sex with u?

Faceless embarrased went to Luna's place

Faceless: Luna please dont say no...but can u have sex with me?

Luna: Piss off...even my buffalo wont have sex with u

Feeling lonely...faceless decided to gave it a last shot...he went to Lina's place...and found her naked there lying on her bed...
Taking no chances...Faceless timewalked...chronoed her....****ed her...and as soon as he is finished...timewalk backed to a safe place...

Lina: WAT THE **** JUST HAPPENED HERE?

Riki: I dunno but my ass really hurt :O

















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PostSubject: Re: DotA Jokes   May 2nd 2010, 11:16

Five heroes fron The Sentinel, Boush(Tinker), Lina Inverse(Slayer), Rylai Crestfall(Crystal Maiden), Aggron Stonebreaker(Ogre Magi) and Tiny(Stone Giant) died and they were sent to hell. On the way there, they met Lucifer(Doom Bringer) who gave them a bargain."If either on of you can listen to 100 of my jokes without laughing, then I will let all of you free."said Lucifer. They all agreed and Lucifer start to tell them the funniest jokes ever. At the end of the 1st joke, Boush laughed and he was out. At the 37th joke, Lina cant resist to laugh and she was out. When the 65th joke was told, Rylai burst in laughter and she was out. At the 81st joke, Aggron could take no more and he was out, leaving poor little Tiny alone. At the 99th joke, Tiny suddenly laughed and he too, was out. Rylai then shouted at him."Why did you laugh at the 99th joke! You just need to endure 1 more joke and we are all free!". Tiny replied "Sorry, I just finally understood the 1st joke. lol!

















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PostSubject: Re: DotA Jokes   May 1st 2010, 15:17

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PostSubject: DotA Jokes   April 30th 2010, 14:01

DotA Jokes... Very Happy
Sorry kung CORNY.. lol!
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Q: Who is the hero that is Emo?
A: Techies, Pudge.. (SUICIDE)

Q: What Hero can you find in a barber shop?
A: Razor

Bradwarden and Pit lord had a child named Brad pit.

Doombringer can run faster because it's painful to walk slowly on his own fire.

Magina has a sister called Vagina.

Nevermore has a cousin named Nevermind and a son named Nevertheless.

The chicken can be eaten to regen your hp.

If you're Scourge all you have to do to win is to buy tangoes and eat the Tree of Life.

Ifyour hero is repeatedly exposed to fire and cold spells for a certainperiod of time, it will get a status effect called “FLU”.

Roshan was a nerd, that's why until now everyone is still bullying him.

"Once I was playing a game with Centaur and he just kept farming in the jungle and wouldn't help us in pushes or defending. So I finally got fed up with it and said "Hey, Centaur, quit HORSING around!"
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